Cat Jokes

Cat Jokes

The "real story" of the three bears..


It's a sunny morning in the Big Forest, and th...

For Cat Lovers.


An aquarium is just interactive television for...

Clinton's cat can play Chess.


Q: Did you know that Clinton's cat can play Ch...

Dog Named Mypenis


Tired of boring old dog name like Ruff, Spot, ...

Purchase problems


A little old lady went to the grocery store to...

Q. How does a cat commit suicide?...


Q. How does a cat commit suicide?
A. He sh...

What is a Teenager?


By Bill Adler


A Teenager is...


A person wh...

Potatoes!!


A blond, a brunette and a redhead escape from ...

Is it a Boy or Girl Cat?


A three-year-old boy went with his dad to see ...

Stray Cat Rules


Rules for Stray Cats1. Stray cats will not be ...

Think you know everything?


Now you can know everything! just read...


*R...

You Know You're From California When...


The fastest part of your commute is down your ...

Feline Physics


Law of Cat Inertia


A cat at rest will tend ...

Which cat you cant trust


Which cat can you not trust?


a Cheet-ah

When the Cat's Away...


A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde all work i...

Animal Sounds


A mother was reading a book about animals to h...

Cats & Dogs


Cats & Dogs 1. What is a cat? _________...

Goldfish Death


Little Nancy was in the garden filling in a ho...

Knock Knock 186


Knock Knock
Who's there?
Vic!
Vic who?
Vic...

Cat and Mouse


A mouse is in his mouse hole and he wants to g...

Did you hear...


Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a bal...

Cat/Human Quiz


Humans:Your cat waits and meows at the front d...

Feline Fasting


Most diets fail because we are still thinking ...

A cat's dictionary

Purring: Sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness....

Yo mama's nose is so big


Yo mama nose so big she makes Pinochio look li...