Yo mamma so stupid
yo mamma so stupid, she saw a dolphin and yell...
Dolphin Jokes
Whale of a Time
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he ...
Funniest Joke ever
darren blower playing senior with dolphin! ha ...
Dolphin Safe Tuna
While shopping at the grocery store, I noticed ...
Ice
A blonde is eating out at a very fancy restaura...
No Pushing!
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he p...
(Not the Piano) Tuna
"Excuse me, is this tuna dolphin-friendly?"
...
Anybody see that movie about the dog who befriends a dolphin?
A Dog's Porpoise
This guy worked at an aquarium
So this guy got a job as an assistant at an aqu...
My wife is as graceful as a sea mammal in the water
What?like a dolphin?
No more like a manatees
Why did the dolphin apologize?
He didn't do it on porpoise.
What do you call a dolphin that cheats on his girlfriend?
A multi-porpoise tool!
What do you call a dolphin with agoraphobia?
endorphins
If Hitler had a pet, what would it be?
A dolphin
What did the stoic dolphin say to the whiny whale?
Cut out all that blubber and you can be more li...
What did the depressed dolphin say?
I need a porpoise.
If your house it hit by a dolphin, DO NOT GO OUT AND SEE IF THE DOLPHIN IS OKAY.
That's how the hurricane tricks you into coming...
Why did the dolphin take his new red sweater back to the shop?
Why did the dolphin take his new red sweater ba...
What did the dolphin say to the frog?
Eeeee eeee eeeee ieeeee eeee eee. Dolphins don'...
Scientists have developed a new species of dolphin.
The dolphins seemingly live forever, so long as...
Why couldn't the dolphin choose a career?
She had no sense of porpoise.
Why couldn't the dolphin turn around in a hallway
Because he was driving a tractor
Why did the dolphin leave his job? [X-post from /r/Jokes3]
His coworkers said its because he had a higher ...
What do you call a happy dolphin?
Endorphin
Did you hear about the racist dolphin waiter?
He serves no porpoise.