Best Goldfish Joke Ever!
Two goldfish were in their tank.
One turns to...
Goldfish Jokes
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Goldfish Death
Little Nancy was in the garden filling in a ho...
Blonde and Goldfish
A blonde had some goldfish and she did not kno...
Buying a Goldfish
A blonde walked into the pet shop and asked th...
Instructions for Giving Your Cat a Pill
1) Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of y...
Dead Fish
Little Tim was in the garden filling in a hole...
A Trip to the Vet
If you have raised kids (or been one), and gon...
Another Kitty Pill
INSTRUCTIONS FOR GIVING YOUR CAT A PILL1) Pic...
How to give your Cat a Pill.
1. Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of y...
A POEM FOR MOMS AND DADS
Now I lay me down to sleep,
I pray my sanity ...
Blonde and Goldfish
A blonde had some goldfish and she did not kno...
Bart Simpson's Punishment
The opening credits of "The Simpsons" shows Ba...
Funny Conversations
BOY : Since we met, I can't eat or drink...
G...
15 Ways to be Annoyi
1) Spend all day at a fast food restaurant, se...
Cats and Pills
INSTRUCTIONS FOR GIVING YOUR CAT A PILL
1. ...
Why so stupid?
Who Says a "Blonde" is Stupid? When she took m...
Little Nancy's Pet
Little Nancy was in the garden filling in a ho...
Interesting Facts
1. The longest one-syllable word in the Englis...
Bart's Lines
On the television show "The Simpsons" Bart can...
Bart at the chalkboard!
The opening credits of The Simpsons(tm) shows ...
15 Ways to Be Annoying
1. Spend all day at a fast food restaurant, se...
You've ever been arrested for
You've ever been arrested for a DUI on a ridin...
Little Nancy's Pet
Little Nancy was in the backyard filling in a h...
Fish
Q. Why do young blondes carry goldfish in their...