Elfs' ode to Santa


Ho Ho Fucking Ho
What a crock of shit
We dont work for Santa Claus
We've had it up 2 here, we quit!
Cause we do all the fucking work
While he's just in the show
So stick you Xmas up your ass
Ho Ho Fucking Ho

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