standing on the street corner.
A Young lady walks past and he says “Tickle your ass with a feather”
She goes “What?”
He calmly says “Typical Nebraska weather”
She agrees and walks on.
Another lady walks by and he states “Tickle your ass with a feather”
She says “OK”, so they walk on together.
Meanwhile there’s a drunk waiting on a bus sees this and thinks , “That’s a pretty good way to pick up chicks. I think I’ll give it a try”
So he stands at the corner, a lady walks by and he says “Stick a feather up your ass.”
She says, “What?”
He wipes his brow and says “Fuck it’s hot out here”
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