Poems Jokes

Poems Jokes

Jack and Jill


Jack and Jill
Went up the hill
to have a lit...

Toilet Graphety


If You sprinkle
While you tinkle
Be a sweaty...

Love


*This poem taken from an episode of Cartoon Pl...

Beating Heart


Why must the beating heart


always choose one...

H2-O H2-SO4


Little Bobby had a drink but he shall drink no...

I Start with a M


I start with a M
so does a male
there can be...

When I Die


When I die, I want to go
Peacefully Like my G...

A particular feeling..


There was an old lady from Wheeling,
And she ...

When I Grow Up


I want to be rich when I grow up
With a manly...

Sticky Situation


A couple named Willie and Nellie
Spent their ...

Devious Vs. Gullible by Bekah Smith


Women love the word "forever,"
Only because y...

Another surprise poem


Warm eyes, wet lips
Gently touch my finger ti...

What ever I say, say so I did


I went in the woods.
So I did.
I shoot a dee...

How Flat are you?


Roses are red
Violets are black
I hope your ...

Jack and Jill


Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some m...

A Thanxgiving Riddle


Well, Mr. and Mrs. Potato had eyes for each ot...

I Love You


Roses are red
Vilotes are blue
I hope you lo...

Bedtime Poems For BIG Kids


JACK AND JILL Went up the hill
To have a litt...

The Net


I think I'd like to go use the net.
Will it m...

Dumped


Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
Garbage is ...

Mary's little lamb


Mary had a little lamb
Her father shot it dea...

Cuter


I'm 90% angel
And 10% devil
And a little cut...

love


one day walking on the street i saw a man love...

Teachers Tongue Twister


Math mocks muddle your mind,
English exams ex...

Mothers


They are wicked they are mean
They make you c...