Once there was a little girl and she went to her daddy and said,
"Daddy, can I buy a pair of pretty pink panties?" He answered,
"No." She asked her mom and she said okay and gave her the
money. When she got home she was so happy she showed them to her
daddy. He was so furious he ripped them right off her body.
The next day she went to her dad and said, "Daddy can I buy a
pussy cat?" He answered, "No." She went and asked her mom and
her mom said okay and gave her the money. She was so happy when
she got home she showed her dad the cat. He was so furious he
shaved the cat bare.
The next day she went up to her daddy and asked, "Daddy can I
buy a dog named Ass?" He answered, "No." She went and asked her
mom and she said okay and gave her the money. She was so happy
when she got home she her dad the dog. He was so furious he
threw the dog out the window.
The next day the little girl was sitting on the curb crying when
an old nun walked by. "What is wrong child?" The nun asked. The
little girl looked up crying and said, "My daddy tore off my
pretty pink panties, shaved my pussy, and threw my Ass out the
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