The doctor walks in and asks what the man's symptoms are.
The man says, "Doc, I've had the worst bad breath for a few weeks. My wife won't have anything to do with me!"
Doc tells the man to open up and let him look in his mouth. The doc leans in and immediately recoils in disgust. "Ugh, yep. I see... Well, here's a gown; undress and put the gown on, and I'll be back in shortly."
The man does what the doctor says. A few minutes pass and the doctor returns with a glove and some lubricant, telling the man to bend over the table. The doctor puts his finger in the man's behind, examines him, and pulls it out. He sniffs it, snaps his glove off, and tells the man to sit on the exam table.
"Well, that just about confirms it," the doc says to the man.
"What is it, Doc?"
"You have a bad case of Zackly."
"Zackly? What's that?"
"Your breath smells zackly like your ass."
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