A man is waiting there to greet him. "Hello, Bob!" the man says "Welcome to Hell. Since Hell generally gets a lot of bad press, I have been sent here to point out all the good things about Hell"
Bob seems dubious, but listens as the man says "So, Bob, do you like Italian food?"
"I sure do!" replied Bob
"Well that's awesome because every Monday from dawn till dusk, you can have any kind of Italian food your heart desires."
Bob looks shocked, but the man continues "Do you play golf, Bob?"
"I do," says Bob, "but I'm not very good."
"Oh, you *will* be," says the PR guy "because every Tuesday, we play golf all day and then go to the club house for drinks."
Bob is starting to get excited about this, and the PR guy continues "So, Bob, do you like getting fucked up the ass?"
With a disgusted look on his face, Bob says "No. No I don't."
The PR guy screws up his face and says "Ahhhh...you're not going to like Wednesdays so much."
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