A joke from two points of view

**First one is a confessional from /r/trees, the second one is a response from another user.**

I showed up to school a bit late this morning because I got way too high (forgot about the power of wake n bakes). It was towards the end of 2nd period, which I have free, so I went straight to the cafeteria. Told my friends what happened and they congratulated me on winning the school raffle (I missed the morning announcements). So now I'm real stoked because the prize was a giant gummy bear, so I headed straight to the office to collect my prize at a [4]. I had eye drops in and I changed before school so I wasn't worried at all. While I was waiting outside the principle's office I realized that I never bought a raffle ticket. I figured maybe someone bought one in my name or something until I remembered it's april fool's day. I let out a small chuckle and was about to get up and leave when the door opens behind me and the principle says "what can I do for ya?"
Me:[very nervously] Oh, um... nevermind. My friends played an april fools joke on me I'm just gonna head back to class.
Principle: haha ok, you're not high are you?
Me:[FUUUUCKKKKK] What? No just really tired
Principle: Oh OK nevermind, have a good day
What makes it even worse is during my walk of shame back to the cafeteria I realized we don't even have a school raffle.

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I showed up to work at 5:45 like usual. The previous night I baked some brownies and brought two of them along for work today. I figured it was April Fools so there'd be pranks and it would be real fun. Why not get a little stoned? Anyways, I get to my office and there's this frickin' massive ass gummy bear on my desk. I ignored it for a while, because I figured it was a prank of some kind. It was towards the end of 2nd period and the munchies were kicking in hard. At this point I was straight surfing at a [6] or so, but I made sure I had eye drops in so nobody suspected that I was high. I had to suppress the munchies, so I started tearing down on this fruity, chewy, ursidae. I was sitting there eating when I heard someone outside the door. I was FREAKING out, I thought someone figured out I was high or something so as calm as possible I open the door to find this kid sitting in the chairs outside my door and I say "h-how can I help ya"
Kid: Oh, um... nevermind. My friends played an april fools joke on me I'm just gonna head back to class.
Me being a stoned idiot asks him..
Me: haha ok, hey you're not high are you?
Kid: What? No just really tired
Me: Oh haha OK nevermind, have a good day
So he walks off and I'm all like, what the fuck dude. Then I realized what happened. The gummy bear was a prize for the stupid raffle we had that day. I told the staff not to have it on the first, but they did it anyway. Now I'm sitting here wondering if he's going to come back, and what I do if he does.