3 men were exploring some deep jungles when they came across a cannibal tribe. The 3 men were taken to the cannibal chief. After some begging and pleading by the 3 men, the cannibal chief decides to show some mercy. He says "You 3 men go out into the jungle. You come back with 10pcs of fruit each. Then I will explain your next move." The first comes back with 10 apples.
The chief says: "You must get each piece and dive it up your ass. No sounds, no emotions or I kill you."
The man begins. After the 3rd apple, he screams. The chief immediately cuts of his head. The 2nd returns with 10 blueberries.
The chief responds: "You choose wisely. Now shove each piece up your ass. No moaning no emotion or I kill you."
The man proceeds. 7...8...9... then he starts busting up laughing.
The chief responds: "Now I have to kill you. But why did you laugh? You almost pulled it off."
The man replies, I'm sorry chief. I just saw my friend coming... He has 10 pineapples!!"
Tl;dr Never choose pineapples.
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