on judgment day an angel is sorting people in two lines one for heaven one for hell. he looks at a man's chart and tells him to stand in the line going towards heaven. a few minutes latter the angel notices the same man standing in the line for hell. he pulls him out and asks him:
"hey i told you to stand in line for heaven".
"No I want to stay in this line"
"why?"
peering ahead the guy says"shhhh the CEO is standing ahead".
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