I have a dumb sister

Ok Let me just inform you that me, the person who is typing
this, is 12 and a half years old, my sister Charlotte is 16 and
a half. I can truly say we don't exactly like each other, in
fact you could say we hate each other. Every action and word is
true and that's why I'm rating this R, isn't my sister an
angel? ha!


It was December 1st, 2001 and it was rainy and dark. My sister
was "sick" and didn't want to do the recycling (thing where we
sort plastic, paper, and glass into 3 different trash cans) my
dad wanted one of us (either Camilla (13),Charles (15) me or
Charlotte. Since Charlotte was "sick" she said to me,"You
fucking bitch you fucking better do it or else I'll beat your
mother fuckin' ass up." not being threatened at all since i was
used to this kind of thing i said, "No, I did it a few days ago,
you go ahead and do it." Now Charlotte believes in those signs
things so since we're Aries she thinks all Aries should be
stobborn, bossy, touchy etc. So she decided the best way to
react to this was to throw a trash can at me. She kicked the
trash can at me. I have to admit, it did hurt. I acted like
nothing happened and went to my room. She finally decided to
take out the trash. Now I strongly believe inrevenge so I
decided to go out back and dress in my halloween outfit. I went
outside and said, "Boo!" I scared her shitless, well sort of,
actually, she peed in her pants. She was so angry with me she
jumped at me. Since we play dodge ball a lot in P.E. i easily
dodged her. She fell face flat into a mud puddle. I ran inside
and couldn't help but laugh very very hard. She got her best
silk shirt (actually a see-through tight shirt that shows her
slightly see through bra and is so low at the top that her bra
(came over it) and best pants (which are actually the tightest
thing her so called "fat ass" could fit in) ruined. Now, that's
what i call revenge.


Life sure is good....