One night a rich man hosted his usual weekend party and invited several participants. Every weekend he'd have something different planned out, like some crazy impossible challenge, he offer $1 million dollars who ever would be crazy enough to complete the challenge. Of course it was optional but who ever would do it, gets that cash, right.
"So mates, welcome to the weekend bash party," the rich man says, "tonight I have brought 3 alligators into my swimming pool," the rich man continues to say "so who ever is brave enough to jump in and wrestle all three and survive gets $1 million dollars." Everybody laughed at him and joked among each other on how ridiculous the challenge is.
"Alright alright, I get it, to difficult. Lets just party instead though!" the rich man announced. So about 2 hours past and everybody having a great time, but suddenly we hear this loud splash over at the pool. The rich man was flying all over the pool and fighting all three alligators, surprising he won the fight and dragged himself out. He then says "okay, you all now owe me $1 million, and I want to know which one of you ass holes pushed me in!"
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