One day two drunks are standing on the corner of a busy street. One of them is bent over and the other has his finger up the other drunks ass. A cop sees the two of them and runs over to stop what there doing. "What the hell are you doing with your finger up his ass? yells the cop. "I'm trying to make him puke!" says the drunk. "Well, you won't make him puke by sticking your finger up his ass", the cop says. "I will when I stick it in his mouth", says the drunk.
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