a gay guy walks into a deli and is looking for a pepperoni stick. he goes up to the counter and asks the lady if she has any. she takes out about ten and he is looking through all of them. he points at one and goes, "oooo that ones niiice!", "i like that one.", "ooo thats too lumpy!", "thats the one! right there!" the deli lady asks, "Would you like that sliced or whole?". the gay guy replies, "Swiced, what do tink my ass is, a piggy bank?"
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