An old woman and her old man were in the feild tending to the garden when the old man noticed his woman bent over and he said "Damn woman your ass is bigger than my new B.B.Q grill"". She replied ""Oh stop it Henry!"" Well he decided to go measure his new grill and it was 35 inches across
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