The Top 15 Attractions at Michael Jackson's Amusement Park in Poland


15. The Jackson Siblings' Career Slide!


14. Kid Who Played Webster Petting Zoo


13. The Rusty Antique Moonwalk


12. The "Now Hold On Real Tight" Ride


11. The Hall Of Elizabeth Taylor's Ex-Husbands


10. Sign at park entrance which says, "You must be at least this young to enter."


9. The "Design Michael's Face" Computer Graphics Pavilion


8. Michael himself supervises the Lost Children hut


7. Handy "Need a glove, take a glove; Have a glove, leave a glove" boxes everywhere


6. Six Flags, depicting the 6 noses of Michael himself


5. "Candy from a Stranger" concession stands


4. "Touch The Kielbasa" Carousel


3. The Jackson dysfunctional family "get your ass on stage and perform" karaoke bar


2. "Yeah, I'm Tito. You want a churro or not?"


1. It's A Small Nose After All

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