A man called his boss one morning and said, "I can't make it to work today. I am sick."
The boss asked, "What's wrong?"
The employee replied, "I have anal glaucoma."
The boss said, "What the hell is that?"
The man replied, "Well, I just can't see my ass coming in to work."
Submitted by Curtis
Edited by BreeBrown
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