> A Mayan walks into a bar.
> He predicts after his 2012th beer the world will end.
> He died of alcohol poisoning.
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> An ancient pharaoh walks into a bar.
> He orders a beer.
> The whole place fled because he's a FUCKING MUMMY.
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> A Japanese man goes into a bar,
> "One biru, purisu."
> Bartender said, "Ten euro, please."
> So the Japanese gets on the floor and starts rolling.
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> A Jewish man sits down at a bar.
> He orders, "Ouch, I'll have a beer please."
> The bartender asks, "What's wrong?"
> He said, "just had plastic surgery done on my butt"
> "and haggled the doctor to get it fixed for only $100!"
> The bartender said, "Wow, what a cheap ass!"
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> An Irish man walks into a bar.
> I'm kidding, he never left in the first place.
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> An Irish bar walks into a man.
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> A Mime walks into a bar,
> He orders a pint of Baguette.
> Gets kicked out by the invisible bouncer.
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> A Ukrainian man walks into a bar.
> He orders a beer.
> Bartender says, "sorry this is potatoes bar"
> He orders a potato.
> Bartender says, "sorry country has no potatoes"
> He asks "what else you have?"
> Bartender replies, "sadness for country's state."
> They both go out and riot.
^^^I'm ^^^so ^^^sorry.
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