Haven't I seen you before? Nice ass.
I'm a Romantic. "I'm poor.
I need you. My hand is tired.
I want a commitment. I'm sick of masturbation.
You're the only man I've ever cared about. You are the only man who hasn't rejected me.
I really want to get to know you better. So I can tell my friends about it.
It's just orange juice, try it. 3 more shots, and she'll have her legs wrapped around my head.
She's kinda cute. I want to have sex with her till my dick turns blue!
He's not my type. He won't sleep with me.
I miss you so much. I am so horny that my dog is starting to look good.
I had a wonderful time last night. Who the hell are you?
Do you love me? I've done something stupid and you might find out.
Do you 'really' love me? I've done something stupid and you're going to find out.
I'll give you a call. I'd rather have my nipples torn off by wild dogs than see you again.
I've been thinking a lot. You're not as attractive as when I was drunk.
I think we should just be friends. You're ugly.
I've learned a lot from you. Next!
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