An English teacher set a task for his 10 year old students.
"Kids, I want you to use the word 'fascinate' in a sentence for me."
After 5 minutes of silence and perplexed faces, the first student stuck his hand up.
"Go on Billy, tell us your sentence."
"Me and my daddy went to the museum and I was fascinated by the dinosaur bones!"
"No Billy - you said 'fascinated'; I'm looking for a sentence with 'fascinate' in."
A few more minutes of silence went by.
"My mum took me to the zoo and I was fascinated by the penguins!" Said Katie.
"No Katie - you used 'fascinated', I want 'fascinate'." Replied the teacher.
More silence passed.
Johnny shouted "My grandmother knitted herself a cardigan with 10 buttons, sir!"
The confused teacher asked what's that got to do with the task.
"Well her tits are that big, she can only fasten eight!"
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