Little Timmy decides that he doesn't want to pay attention in class. The teacher, frustrated with Timmy asks him, "Timmy! If there are three ducks sitting on a fence, and you shoot one, how many ducks are left?"
Timmy says, "None, obviously!"
The teacher, puzzled, asks "Why none??"
Timmy says, "Duh! Because the shot scared them all off!"
The teacher politely says, "Well.. No, there are two left. But I like the way you're thinking!"
Then little Timmy decides he wants to ask the teacher a question. "Teacher, if you saw three women walking out of an ice cream parlor: One is licking on her ice cream, one is sucking on her ice cream, and one is biting on her ice cream. Which one is most likely to be married?"
The teacher, entirely confused, asks "The one sucking on her ice cream?"
Little Timmy quickly says, "Nope! The one with the wedding ring! But I also like the way YOU'RE thinking!” *wink*
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