An ornithology class is about to take an exam. Every student is sitted in their chair, then, the teacher proceeds to give all a single bird claw to every student.
- **Teacher**: Ok, I want you, with those meres claws, to identify when was born, when did it die and what bird species was alive.
A student rises his hand:
- **Student**: But how the actual hell can we know that with only a crap of claw?!
- **Teacher**: So, Are you telling me you can not?
- **Student**: Of f*cking course not!
- **Teacher**: Ok, please, give me your name and your birth date.
The student take off one of his shoes, and put his foot over the table.
- **Student**: Guess it.
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