A young boy was throwing cherries at a chimpanzee at the zoo. When the ape noticed them, he began to take a single cherry, open it, take the seed, shove it up his ass, take it out, put it back in the cherry and ate the fruit. He repeated those steps for every cherry the boy threw.
Obviously, the kid was curious, so he asked a nearby zookeeper:
''Sir, why is this gorilla shoving cherry seeds up his ass before he eats them?
-Because last week, a tourist threw him an avocado...
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