Chimpanzee Jokes

Chimpanzee Jokes

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13. And the empire of the Great Nerd of the We...

Microsoft patents

REDMOND, WA--In what CEO Bill Gates called'an ...

What are the difference George Bush and a chimpanz

What are the difference George Bush and a chim...

How do you address the Commander in Chief of the most aggressively armed nation on the planet when you find him or her drunk, naked, lying in a pool of seminal fluid, surrounded by a dwarf, a chimpanzee, and the remains of several melons.

Mr. President, or Madam President, but never Mr...

George W Bush looked exactly like a chimpanzee, and Michelle Obama has the face of a gorilla...

The White House should be the name of the monke...

NASA sends a redneck and a chimpanzee to the moon.

When the rocket lands on the moon's surface, th...

Kinda corny but it did actually crack me up...

Q. What do you get if you insert human DNA into...

What do you get if you inject a baby goat with chimpanzee DNA?

Thrown out of the petting zoo.

The Japanese Monastary

Ronald Fujikawa was on a plane from Walla Walla...

A destroyer pulled into a foreign port, and put down maximum liberty.

A destroyer pulled into a foreign port, and put...