Ape Jokes

Ape Jokes

Gorilla headache


It's a beautiful warm spring day and a man and...

A man has a new job


A man has a new job as a zookeeper. The head z...

Planet of the Apes:


* Silicon-enhanced chests and lips reveal that...

Ape Face


Last time I saw a face like yours I fed it a b...

What do you get when you cross a sorority girl wit


What do you get when you cross a sorority girl...

Feeding A Gorilla


There was a man that owned a giant gorilla and...

Company Policy


Start with a cage containing five apes.


In ...

Gorilla Headache


It's a beautiful warm spring day and a man and...

Company Policy


Start with a cage containing five apes.


In ...

Going Bananas


Start with a cage containing five apes.In the ...

Ape Escapee


One day an ape escaped from the Bronx Zoo. The...

A quote on marriage


There is no realizable power that man cannot, ...

Ape


Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Ape.
Ape who?
Yo...

Planet of the Apes:


* Silicon-enhanced chests and lips reveal that...

Monkey Business


(Written by Michael Wilson for the Oregonian, ...

George of the Jungle vs Titanic


Prepare yourself. I have uncovered information...

Dangerous Golf Courses


The next time you complain about that tricky w...

Intelligent Ape


One day, an ape escaped from the Bronx Zoo. Th...

Getting Excited at t


It's a beautiful, warm spring morning and a ma...

Animal Marital Aides

It's a beautiful spring day and a man and his w...

Ape Sea

Which sea will make you go ape?

The Chimpansea.

An Orangutan's Reading List

One day the zoo-keeper noticed that the orangut...

How Army Policy Began...

This is how Army policy all begins...

Start...

Ape's

What is black and red? An ape going down a hill!