They sit down and start ordering. The man says "I'll have a beer", the ostrich says "I'll have a rum and coke", and the cat says "I'll have a gin and tonic, and I'm not paying".
The bartender serves them and tallies up their bill. He gives it to the man, who pulls a huge handful of change out of his pocket and drops it on the bar. The bartender counts it, and it's exact change.
The next day, the man, the cat, and the ostrich come back to the bar. The man says "I'll have a Jack Daniels", the ostrich says "I'll have a Long Island Iced Tea", and the cat says "I'll have a Four Horsemen, and I'm not paying".
The bartender serves them and tallies up their bill. He gives it to the man, who pulls a huge handful of change out of his pocket and drops it on the bar. The bartender counts it, and it's exact change.
The bartender says "okay, I have to ask. How do you keep pulling exact change out of your pocket without looking?"
The man replies "well, I rubbed a magic lamp, and a genie offered me three wishes. My first wish was to always have exact change in my pocket for whatever I wanted to buy right then. That way I'd never run out of money."
The bartender says "wow, that's really smart! But what's the deal with the ostrich and the cheap cat?"
The man says "well, I wish I'd been that smart when I wished for a chick with long legs and a tight pussy."
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