A man is in the tundra hunting polar bears. He sees the bear he wants but misses the shot. The bear attacks him and rapes him and keeps his favourite gun. The man is determined to get his gun back but fails the next year with him getting attacked and raped by the Polar Bear. This scenario played out a few years in a row until the man went out to hunt the bear and felt a tap on his shoulder.
It was the Polar Bear who winked at him and said, “Don’t even tell me you came all the way back here just for the gun.”
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