He watches him as he has extreme difficulty walking down the stairs. The cop then watches him try his keys in every single car in the lot until he finds his car. He starts it up and takes off.
The cop pulls him over, asks if he's been drinking, gives him a breathalyzer. He blows a 0.000. Confused, the cop gives him a field sobriety test and he passes each one with flying colors.
"I don't understand, I saw you drunk off your ass coming out of that bar. What gives?"
"Tonight officer, I was the designated decoy."
Many of the jokes are contributions from our users. If you find anything offensive and against our policy please report it here with a link to the page. We will do everything to make this an enjoyable platform for everyone.