A lady was showing her dog.....

A lady was showing her dog at all of the local shows but despite having the best dog in the show, she never placed higher than third. She cornered one of the judges after the show and asked him why her dog wasn't coming in first place.
"Well, the problem is that your dog has too much hair between its toes and we have to deduct points because of that. You have the nicest dog in the show but it's just not scoring well because of the hair between its toes."
The lady was visibly upset. "I trim it as close as possible! What can I do!?"
"Well", the judge said, "go to the pharmacy and get some liquid hair remover and put it between your dogs toes. Wait a few minutes and you'll be able to pull the hair right out and you'll will best in show, I guarantee it!"
The lady rushes straight to the pharmacy to find the liquid hair remover. She went up and down every isle searching but she had no idea where to find it. The pharmacist saw her looking and went over to help.
"I'm looking for liquid hair remover. I can't seem to find it."
The pharmacist said, "it's over here on isle ten. I'll show you." He walked her over and picked up the bottle. As he handed it to her he said, "Now, after you use this product, you can't wear hose for a couple of days because the chemicals will bond the nylon to your skin."
The lady looked at him funny and and said, "Oh, it's not for my legs, it's for my schnauzer."
He replied, "Well in that case, don't ride a bicycle for at least a week!"