Q) What do you call a dog with no legs?A) Doesn't matter...he won't come to you anyway!Q) What do you call a girl with one leg?A) Ilene!Q) What do you call a guy at your front door with no legs or arms?A) Matt!Q) What do you call the SAME guy in a pool?A) BOB!
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