Q: Where do nudists go fishing?
A: Moon River.
Q: What do you call a singing hot dog in New York, New York?
A: Frank Sinatra.
Q: What do you call a really smart cow?
A: Grade A beef.
Q: What song do they play at plumbers' funerals?
A: Taps.
Q: Where do you take a sick potato?
A: To a M.A.S.H. unit.
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