Tired of being asked why she never married, an elderly spinster concocted a response that usually shut people up."I have a fireplace that smokes, a washing machine that won't work, a cat that stays out all night, a dog that barks at me, and a kitchen sink that smells bad. Why do I need a husband?"
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