More Monica Jokes!


Q: What's the difference between Monica Lewinsky and the rest of us?
A: In order for us to get some dick in the White House, we had to go out and vote.


Q: How will history remember Bill Clinton?
A: The President after Bush.


Q: What's the difference between Bill Clinton and his dog Buddy?
A: One tries to hump the leg of every woman in the White House, the other is a chocolate Lab.


Q: What does Clinton say to interns as they leave his office?
A: "Don't hit your head on the desk."


Q: Did you hear about the Bill Clinton sale at clothing stores on President's day?
A: All pants half off.


Q: What do Monica Lewinsky and the Buffalo Bills have in common?
A: They both blew the big one several times.


Q: What was the first thing Monica saw in government?
A: The Executive Branch.


Q: What do Monica Lewinsky and soda pop machines have in common?
A: They both have slots which say "Insert Bill" here."

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