A black and a white guy are out working together. The black man starts complaining how his wife is never wanting to have sex. The white man on the other hand starts to brag how much pussy he gets from his wife. After hearing many details the black man asks the white guy "How are you able to pull it off?" The white guy replies " It's simple. write her some poetry. Poetry from the heart will always get them." The next day the black guy comes into work with a ton of scratches and bruises. The white guy asks " What the hell happened?" The black guy replies "I did what you said and wrote her poetry from the heart. THIS was the result." The white replies, " What on earth did it say." The black guy responds with,
"Nigga Bitch, Nigga Bitch, Eyes like a Frog
Break like a shotgun, and take it like a Dog."
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