Frog Jokes

Frog Jokes

Frog noise


A sister and brother are talking to each other...

The Frog And The Loan


A frog walks into a bank. He sees that the per...

Fairy Tale


One fine, sunny morning, a priest took a walk ...

Animal Sounds


A mother was reading a book about animals to h...

Beer and a box


A drunk walked into a tavern, sat down at the ...

The Singing Frog


A mangy looking guy goes into a bar and orders...

Kermit the Frog


Q: What's long, green, thin, and smells like p...

Chickens And Books


A pair of chickens walk up to the circulation ...

What is red and green?


What is red and green and goes 100 miles an ho...

Frog in a bank


A frog walks into his local bank and walks up ...

A Family that Cares


A little girl says, "Grandpa, can I sit on you...

Give the frog a loan


A frog walks into a bank and says "I wanna loa...

Alexander and Kermit


What do Alexander the Great and Kermit the Fro...

Singing Frog


A mangy looking guy who goes into a bar and or...

Flat mate

Q.Why did the frog cross the road


A. to vi...

The Scientist and the Frog


There once was a scientist who studied frogs. ...

If a frog parks.


Q. What happens when a forg parks illegaly?

...

Gone With The Schwinn


What do a bicycle, chicken, and frog have in c...

The hamster show


A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender ...

You put one leg over each ear.


Q. Do you know how to eat a frog?
A. You put ...

Frog meets a Psychic


A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and is t...

Frogs car


What happend to the frog's car?


It got toad ...

Frog experiment


Professor Dumbarton conducted an experiment at...

What`s green


What`s green and smell`s like porc?
KERMITT T...

Magic Mirrior


One day a red-head, a burnette and a blond wer...