A bunch of Palindromes
Dennis sinned.Dennis and Edna sinned.Dennis, N...
Lily Jokes
Knock Knock 115
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Lettuce!
Lettuce w...
Error Haikus
For those who don't know - Haiku = 17 syllable...
Funny Conversations
BOY : Since we met, I can't eat or drink...
G...
Thoughts From Women...
Thoughts From Women About Being A Woman
The ...
Haiku Error Messages
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Froggy Death
Once upon a time, there lived a man named Clare...
Haiku Error Messages
The Web site you seek
cannot be located but
c...
Amazing Facts 12
30
The country called the Land of Rising Sun i...
Ring - No Ring
As the Broadway showgirls were dressing for a p...
The frog
A frog is outgrowing his lily pad and decides t...
A mother of 3 children was at the park one day...
Her oldest child came up to her on the bench.
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3 daughter's and their mother are sitting at a table.
The first girl goes up to her mom and says "Mom...
A chicken walks into a library, goes up to a librarian and says, "Book book book."
The librarian decides that the chicken wants a ...
"How did I get my name?", asked Rose.
"When you were born, a rose petal fell on your ...
Have you ever wondered why Severus Snape taught Potions and not Herbology?
It's because his Lily died.
Lies Job Applicants Tell
Gilding the lily is a job seeker’s birthright. ...
Why does Snape teach options and not herbology?
His lily died
So there's this frog that decides he wants to update his lily pad...
Cause his old one's getting a little haggard, b...
New Girlfriend (51)
(*pensively*):
Hmmm, I guess things are reall...
3 little girls walk up to their father
The first little girl asks, "Daddy, why is my n...
A young boy holding a tiger lily walks past an old man on a porch......
.......and the old man says "Where you going so...
New Girlfriend (36)
(*pensively*):
Hmmm, I guess things are reall...
New Girlfriend (35)
(*pensively*):
Hmmm, I guess things are reall...