Signs you're a redneck Jedi;

-You ever heard the phrase, "May the force be with y'all."


-Your Jedi robe is camouflage.


-You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud Light.


-At least one wing of your X-Wings is primer colored.


-You can easily describe the taste of a Wok.


-You have ever had a land-speeder up on blocks in your yard.


-The worst part of spending time on Deborah is the dad gum skitters.


-Woolies are offended by your B.O.


-You has ever used the force to get yourself another beer so you didn't have
to wait for a commercial.


-You have ever used the force in conjunction with fishing or bowling.


-Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son come on over to the dark
side...it'll be a hoot."


-You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock thingy to
get the barbecue grill to light up.


-You have a confederate flag painted on the hood of your land-speeder.


-You ever fantasized about Princess Leah wearing Daisy Duke shorts.


-You have the doors of your X-wing welded shut and you have to get in through
the window.


-Although you had to kill him, you kind of thought that Jabber the Hut had a
pretty good handle on how to treat his women.


-You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca.


-You suggested that they outfit the Millennium Falcon with redwood deck.


-You were the only person drinking Jack Daniels during the cantina scene.


-If you hear . . . "Luke, I am your father... and your uncle..."