Two whales are swimming along...

One whale turns his friend and says "OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHWEEEEEEEOOOOOIRRRRRRAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWHHHHUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOIIIIEEEEEEAWWWWWWHHHHOOOOOO"

The second whale says "Dude, you need to stop doing so much heroin."

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