They walk up to the bar and find a seat. The priest then says, "I will have your most expensive beer." The bartender gives him an ice cold beer and he drinks all of it.
The rabbi grabs the bartenders attention and says, "I would like a glass of your finest wine!" The bartender serves him a glass of expensive Chardonnay and the rabbi drinks it all at once.
The whale looks at the bartender and says, "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"
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