Veterinarian Jokes

Veterinarian Jokes

Signs for every job

In the front yard of a funeral home, "Drive car...

Cats in heat


A veterinarian surgeon had had a bad day, but ...

An Unusual Vet


There was once an aspiring veterinarian who pu...

Call the Vet


A veterinarian had had a really rough day at h...

50 Top Headlines


1.Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Sa...

A Trip to the Vet


If you have raised kids (or been one), and gon...

Funny Business Signs


Quirky Business Signs


* On the door of a den...

Cool Signs


Over a gynecologist's office: "Dr. Jones, at y...

CAT SCAN


A lady rushes into the veterinarian and scream...

BIRTH OF A HAMSTER


I had to take my son's hamster to the vet. Her...

The vet


A doctor lies next to his patient, his mind wr...

Funny signs


Sign over a gynecologist's office "Dr. Jones, ...

Gorilla love


A certain zoo had acquired a very rare species...

Fetch


The veterinarian told the blonde that her dog ...

A Scant 100 years ago...


It May Be Hard to Believe That A Scant 100 Yea...

Car fitting the Profession


Three men were discussing their careers and th...

Cool REAL Signs!


At a radiator shop (A-1 Radiator)
"Best Place...

Howard the vet


Howard was feeling guilty all day long. No mat...

Innocent Giving


Every Sunday, a little old lady placed $1,000 ...

50 actual newspaper headings


(collected by actual journalists)


1. Someth...

The Herald Sun's 25 Best Newspaper Headlines of 20


1. Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Experts ...

Why did the blonde want to become a veterinarian?...


Why did the blonde want to become a veterinari...

Dog story


A veterinarian got a phone call at midnight on...

Veterinarian?


Every Sunday, a little old lady placed $1,000 ...

Dr Jones


There was once an aspiring veterinarian who pu...