Cool Signs

Over a gynecologist's office: "Dr. Jones, at your cervix."


On a Plumber's truck: "We repair what your husband fixed."


At a dry cleaners: "Drop your pants here."


On the trucks of a local plumbing company in NE Pennsylvania:
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."


Pizza shop slogan: "7 days without pizza makes one weak."


Outside a muffler shop: "No appointment necessary. We hear you
coming."


In a veterinarian's waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit!
Stay!"


Door of a plastic surgeon's office: "Hello. Can we pick your
nose?"


On an electrician's truck: "Let us remove your shorts."


In a non-smoking area: "If we see smoke, we will assume you are
on fire and take appropriate action."


On a maternity room door: "Push. Push. Push."


At an optometrist's office: "If you don't see what you're
looking for,
you've come to the right place."


In the front yard of a funeral home: "Drive carefully. We'll
wait."