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Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
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Veterinarian Jokes
Playing With the Dog
The veterinarian told the blonde that her dog n...
Two Ways to See the Problem
A veterinarian was feeling ill, so he went to s...
Did you hear about the veterinarian who caught laryngitis?
He is mostly just a hoarse doctor now.
A man brings his cat....
A man brings his cat to a veterinarian.
He liv...
Cheap cow...
The only cow in a small town in Northern Italy ...
A certain zoo had acquired a very rare species of gorilla..
With in a few weeks the gorilla, a female, beca...
[OC] An old blacksmith was working in his shop...
when there was a terrible accident. The fire in...
A veterinarian visits a physician
– What are your symptoms?
– Oh, co...
As she lay there dozing next to me..
..a voice in my head kept saying, "Relax, you'r...
As she lay there dozing next to me..
..a voice in my head kept saying, "Relax, you'r...
A man brought a very limp dog into the veterinary clinic
A man brought a very limp dog into the veterina...
I took my new dog to a Veterinarian.
He went in Samoyed but came out Husky.
The Jewish talking dog
Morty visits Dr. Saul, the veterinarian, and sa...
Zookeeper's helper
A small zoo in Mississippi obtained a very rare...
After having their 11th child, a redneck couple decided that was enough,...
...as they could not afford a larger bed. So th...
Do you know a good veterinarian?
Because these pythons are sick.
(Flex arm musc...
What has blonde hair, blue eyes and tends to ailed animals?
A VeterinArian.
A woman found out that her dog could barely hear,
so she took him to the veterinarian. The vet ...
My Uncle was fired for sleeping with one of his patients...
The worst part is that he's a veterinarian.
L...
A jew, an episcopalian, a veterinarian, a hipster, a redneck, a goth, and a frat boy all walk into a bar that promotes diversity
The bartender says "sorry, we have enough white...
On his way home from work, a man realizes he has forgotten a birthday gift for his daughter...
He stops at Toys R Us and heads straight to the...
Why California is broke and Texas is not.
The governor of California is jogging with h...