Veterinarian Jokes

Veterinarian Jokes

The Vet

One Sunday, in counting the money in the weekly...

A guy goes to the doctor for a respiratory ailment...

...He says he's been coughing day and night for...

Hairy

My wife found out that our dog (a Schnauzer) co...

The Gorilla and the Redneck

A small zoo in Georgia obtained a very rare spe...

Did you hear about the guy who is both a taxidermist and a veterinarian?

He has a sign on his door: “Either way, you get...

Every Sunday, a little old lady placed $1,000 in the collection plate.

Every Sunday, a little old lady placed $1,000 i...

Every Sunday, a little old lady placed $1,000 in the collection plate.

Every Sunday, a little old lady placed $1,000 i...

The veterinarian told the blonde that her dog needed some exercise.

The veterinarian told the blonde that her dog n...

The veterinarian told the blonde that her dog needed some exercise.

The veterinarian told the blonde that her dog n...

Q: Why did the blonde want to become a veterinarian?

Q: Why did the blonde want to become a veterina...

Camper: There's something wrong with my hot dog.

Camper: There's something wrong with my hot dog...

The sheriff of a small town was also the town's veterinarian.

The sheriff of a small town was also the town's...

Customer: There's something wrong with my hot dogs.

Customer: There's something wrong with my hot d...

A man went to work for a zoo veterinarian.

A man went to work for a zoo veterinarian. Look...

Princess Calves

I took our 4-year-old granddaughter, Halle, to ...