Funny Business Signs

Quirky Business Signs


* On the door of a dental office: We cater to cowards!"


* On a plumber's truck: "We repair what your husband fixed."


* On the trucks of a local plumbing company: "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."


* Pizza shop slogan: "7 days without pizza makes one weak."


* Outside a muffler shop: "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."


* In a veterinarian's waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"


* Door of a plastic surgeon's office: "We can help you pick your nose!"


* On an electrician's truck: "Let us remove your shorts."


* In a non-smoking area: "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."


* On a maternity room door: "Push. Push. Push."


* At an optometrist's office: "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."


* In the front yard of a funeral home: "Drive carefully. We'll wait!"