Two doctors we're having lunch one day, when one says to the other...
Doctor 1: "You should be ashamed of yourself. W...
Veterinarian Jokes
Gorilla needed mate
A small zoo in Arkansas obtained a very rare sp...
A small zoo in Arkansas obtained a very rare species of gorilla.
Within a few weeks the gorilla, a female, beca...
We had to put my horse down.
After he escaped from the barn, the veterinaria...
My neighbor is a veterinarian
I can never tell whether he's talking about put...
A woman found out that her dog could barely hear
so she took him to the veterinarian. The vet f...
Weekly Offering (NSFW)
One Sunday, in counting the money in the weekly...
The Man and the Shaggy Dog
Once upon a time, a man decided to climb a moun...
After WWII, a German soldier...
After WWII, a German soldier left the tenets of...
Vet Bill
A man rushes his limp dog to the veterinarian. ...
"She's a Veterinarian."
Every Sunday morning a little old lady places $...
Three dogs and their owners are at the veterinarian's office
...waiting for their respective appointments. T...
The farmer and the mule
Old man Jim has farmed all of his life, and for...
What diagnosis did the veterinarian give to the dog with the funny walk?
The dog has cerebral pawlsy.
An ex-military veterinarian who specializes in animals wounded in war...
is a Vet Vet for Vet Pets
A doctor goes to confession...
"Forgive me father for I have sinned."
The pri...
Be wary of your bicycle . . .
My wife found out that our dog (a Schnauzer) co...
The Goat and The Horse
There was a farmer who had a horse and a goat.
...
The Doctor and The Veterinarian
Two lifelong friends, a doctor and a vet, are i...
A man took his dog to the vet thinking he was dead
The veterinarian placed the dog on a table and ...
Did you hear about the guy who is both a taxidermist and veterinarian?
He has a sign on the door that says "Either way...
Do you know a good veterinarian?
Got asked this by a friend the other day.
Hey,...
A list of hilarious ambiguous headlines
All of these are from http://www.fun-with-words...