The Elephant and the Turtle An elephant was drinking out of a river one day, when he spotted a turtle asleep on a log. So, he ambled on over and kicked it clear across the river. What did you do that for? Asked a passing giraffe. Because I recognized it as the same turtle that took a nip out of my trunk 53 years ago. Wow, what a memory commented the giraffe. Yes, said the elephant, turtle recall.
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