Wanting to keep the party alive the tortoise hands the hare 50 dollars and says, "Here, take this to the store and buy more booze." "Wait! The hare is way too drunk to go to the store." The centipede said. The tortoise says, "I'm not gonna waste anymore time! I will go." The centipede stops the tortoise before he leaves, "You can't go! You're too slow!" He says. The tortoise, who is now very annoyed, exclaims to the centipede, "Well how about you go!" And hands him the money. The centipede hastily rushes outside taking his jacket and shoes. Two hours later, the centipede has not returned. Now, the tortoise is very angry and decides to take matters into his own hands. He takes another 50 dollars and goes to buy the booze. He opens the front door and sees the centipede sitting right in front of him empty handed! "Where did the booze go!" He screamed. And the centipede says, "Hold on I'm still tying my shoes!"
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