How to Cook a Turkey

Step 1: Go buy a turkey


Step 2: Take a drink of whiskey (scotch)


Step 3: Put turkey in the oven


Step 4: Take another 2 drinks of whiskey


Step 5: Set the degree at 375 ovens


Step 6: Take 3 more whiskeys of drink


Step 7: Turn oven the on


Step 8: Take 4 whisks of drinky


Step 9: Turk the bastey


Step 10: Whiskey another bottle of get


Step 11: Stick a turkey in the thermometer


Step 12: Glass yourself a pour of whiskey


Step 13: Bake the whiskey for 4 hours


Step 14: Take the oven out of the turkey


Step 15: Take the oven out of the turkey


Step 16: Floor the turkey up off of the pick


Step 17: Turk the carvey


Step 18: Get yourself another scottle of botch


Step 19: Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey


Step 20: Bless the saying, pass and eat out